I ACCIDENTALLY MADE THE CUTEST COOKIE IN THE WHOLE WORLD YESTERDAY.
it’s hard to be swaggie in this economy
ever wondered what the exact spot you’re sitting in looked like 10,000 years ago
Kim Kardashian got engaged and had a baby and still got out-Googled by Beyonce who hasn’t even bothered to drop a single.
This was the last thing I saw before I died
i may not be the best person in the world but at least i’ve never been the asshole who sticks gum to the undersides of tables and chairs
Miguel - Do You… (Cashmere Cat Remix)
drop whatever you’re doing right now and climb a tree
its pitch black outside, and freezing cold. I think ill climb a tree tomorrow
you climb that fuckin tree right now
I’ve literally never seen this post on my dash when it is not after dark and cold as balls. I’m beginning to think this is a conspiracy to get us eaten by some nocturnal tree demon.