i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
being interrupted mid sentence
pumpkins age like white people
JESUS FUCK I AM IN A CLASS AND I’M TRYING NOT TO LAUGH
I just peed a Little
My friend just sent me this
acceptance of those with different beliefs. beautiful.